Hi, we're Air. We sell air.
Air.
Reimagined.
Disrupting breathing since birth.
Engineered by nobody. Loved by everyone.
Every unit of Air™ ships with the same industry-leading formula. We haven't changed it. We couldn't if we tried.
| Nitrogen (N₂) | 78.08% |
| Oxygen (O₂) — the good part | 20.95% |
| Argon (Ar) | 0.93% |
| Carbon dioxide (CO₂) | 0.04% |
| Density at sea level | 1.225 kg/m³ |
| Weight per unit | Yes |
| Color | None (Space Clear) |
Zero setup. Already installed on every human. Onboarding takes one breath.
Wireless. Always has been.
Cross-platform. Works on iOS, Android, and people without phones.
AI-powered. It isn't, but our investors asked us to say so.
Simple pricing for a simple product.
All plans include unlimited inhales. Exhales are on the house.
Free
You're already using it. Congratulations.
- Unlimited air
- Community support (other people)
- Standard breathing
Pro
The same air. But you paid for it, so it feels better.
- Everything in Free
- A receipt
- "Pro" badge for your bio
- Priority inhaling
Enterprise
For organizations with more than two lungs.
- Everything in Pro
- Dedicated account breather
- SSO (Simply Start Oxygenating)
- Quarterly air reviews
The people behind the nothing.
Photos are also air. We're consistent like that.
not included
Leo Cebotari
Founder & CEOHas been breathing professionally for years. Put it in his bio.
evaporated
Oxy Jenkins
Chief Oxygen OfficerOwns 20.95% of the product. Won't stop mentioning it.
blew away
Dyer Heeya
Chief Floating OfficerManages cash flow. Mostly the flow part.
pending
Nitro Nguyen
Head of the Other 78%Does most of the work. Gets none of the credit.
Raised $40M at a valuation of “a lot”.
“We didn't fully understand the product. We still invested. That's how you know it's good.”
— Managing Partner, Breeze Ventures (also fictional)Don't wait.
Breathe smarter.
*Stock is not limited.